it wasn’t a glass it was an apple, asshole.
i miss these shows more then ill miss my wife when she dies
"if that would have hit her in her brain, she could’ve died!"
being on post limit
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows
"SIT LIKE A LADY"
when you and your buddy are low on potassium
gotta get that potassium fix
Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
I’ve been laughing at this for 3 days